The Big Sandy Mountaineer -

An airline captain was helping Lena, a new flight attendant, prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed Lena the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed that Lena was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.

Lena answered the phone, crying and said, “I can’t get otta da room!”

“You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked. “Why not?”

Lena replied, “Dere’s only three doors in here,” she sobbed. “One is da bathroom, one is da closet and one has a sign on it dat says Do Not Disturb!”