Rest In Pieces
July 18, 2018
Editor’s Note: This article was previously printed in the July 2018 issue of “Grower’s Guide. The Mountaineer received permission to reprint it and it was submitted by Marla Ray.
By Lee Pitts
If the obituary of our country is ever written, this is how it might read:
United States of America, July 4, 1776- November 4, 2046. 270 years of age. The last of the great super-powers died quietly at home surrounded by 350 million greedy, spoiled offspring. She had been in hospice care for 30 years. She didn’t die from a Chinese nuclear bomb, election-tampering Russians or global warming but...