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1. Why was the cell phone scared to go to the dentist? • Because he didn’t want him to remove his Bluetooth. 2. What did one bug on the windshield say to the other bug on the windshield? • I bet you don’t have the guts to do that again! 3. Why was the Roomba late for class? • It overswept. 4. Who makes money by driving their customers away? • Uber drivers. 5. Why did the motorcycle not want to go hiking? • Because he was two‑tired. 6. What do you call a medieval lamp? • A knight light. 7. Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? • He wo...