1. Why was the cell phone scared to go to the dentist?
• Because he didn’t want him to remove his Bluetooth.
2. What did one bug on the windshield say to the other bug on the windshield?
• I bet you don’t have the guts to do that again!
3. Why was the Roomba late for class?
• It overswept.
4. Who makes money by driving their customers away?
• Uber drivers.
5. Why did the motorcycle not want to go hiking?
• Because he was two‑tired.
6. What do you call a medieval lamp?
• A knight light.
7. Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park?
• He woke up....