The Big Sandy Mountaineer -

Ole tried to sell his car. He was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on it.

One day he told his problem to Sven who worked at the gas station. Sven told him, “Ole, der’s a vay to make da car easier to sell but it ain’t legal.”

“Dat don’t matter,” replied Ole. “If only I can sell the car, dats OK.”

“OK,”, said Sven. Here’s da address of a frienda mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he vill turn da counter in yer car back to 50.000 miles. Den it von’t be a problem ta sell yer car anymore.”

The following week Ole made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that Sven asked Ole, “Vell Ole, did ya sell yer car?”

“No”, replied Ole. “Vy should I ya dummy? Now it only has 50,000 miles on it.”